It happened to me

I Accidentally Promised to Perform a Striptease for a Bunch of Germans

A little knowledge is a dangerous thing. Particularly when you’re promising to take off all your clothes

Image by OpenClipart-Vectors from Pixabay

This was in Berlin, in the heady days pre-Brexit, when you could just up and move to another EU country without even…



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Victoria Suzanne

Victoria Suzanne


NCTJ-qualified journalist and editor. Follow my true crime publication @Crime-Scenes.