Ranking the best, worst and most bizarre things tourists have said to me
“No Sir, that’s a Starbucks”
I’ve been a London tour guide for nearly 10 years: it honestly never gets boring.
The best question I was ever asked: “Excuse me, where is the Titanic”?
I supressed the urge to reply “at the bottom of the ocean”. To be fair, there was an exhibition on in Belfast at the time, which I assume is what they meant, but I’m not sure how much that helped them given we were in London.